The only tarot podcast where two non-mystical, dilettante hosts use the mystical art of Tarot reading to give real advice. If you're seeking answers to life’s greatest questions, you're in the right place.


57 – Brian’s Shame

This week, we we open a figurative Kinder Egg and discover the source of many broken iPads.

56 – Branching Babushkas

This week, we are better than congress and discuss the politics of donuts.

55 – Ten of Wands of Decks of Cards Episode

This week, we have a podcast within a podcast and visit some roadside attractions.

54 – Corporate Chutes & Ladders

This week, Brian steals Ben’s thunder and tries to influence the star rating.

53 – A Constellation of Child Stars

This week, we discuss the word “figuratively” and wonder why Ben’s not more famous.

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While I know the hosts don’t wield actual mystical powers, the reading they gave me came at a particular difficult time in my life and gave me an excellent dose of perspective. It’s clear they’ve got a skillful ability to interpret the cards, which is a lot of fun to listen to.



Always Fun, Sometimes Horrifying


Enjoy all the readings. Fun to listen to and sometimes downright scary at the predicted future.