The only tarot podcast where two non-mystical, dilettante hosts use the mystical art of Tarot reading to give real advice. If you're seeking answers to life’s greatest questions, you're in the right place.


74 – Old Seth, New Ben

This week, we have a guest host (or do we?) and we abuse sound effects.

73 – Eponymous Brock

This week, we discuss the limits of our guarantees and Brian is pretty sure that murder is the answer to…something.

72 – Those words, But Not In That Order

This week, we get right to the point and we try to figure out some logistical word problems.

71 – Pursuant to the Claims Therein

This week, we’re all aware of that Denzel Washington movie and we discuss the NEW “poor man’s copyright.”

70 – Ladies of the Lakes

This week, we refrain from upending the deck on the table and practice lazy vegetarianism.

So Happy This is a Thing


Tarot. Improv. Harry Potter. Guys who love cats but hate cat decks. I’m pretty sure this podcast was made especially for me. It’s worth its weight in Spiritual Gold™.



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I was a bit skeptical of the divinatory powers of these guys at first, but they offer a money-back guarantee, so it seems pretty legit after all. Recommended.

Hoppy McScragg


Always Fun, Sometimes Horrifying


Enjoy all the readings. Fun to listen to and sometimes downright scary at the predicted future.





While I know the hosts don’t wield actual mystical powers, the reading they gave me came at a particular difficult time in my life and gave me an excellent dose of perspective. It’s clear they’ve got a skillful ability to interpret the cards, which is a lot of fun to listen to.