The only tarot podcast where two non-mystical, dilettante hosts use the mystical art of Tarot reading to give real advice. If you're seeking answers to life’s greatest questions, you're in the right place.


66 – LOL – Legions of (Loyal) Listeners

This week, we explore time travel via binge listening and wonder where Dubuque is.

65 – Chakras in Legal Alignment

This week, we discuss a podcast family and open up the floor to talking season.

64 – Triple Asterisk

This week, we give publishing tips, and Brian murders an entire language.

63 – Oh, Devil!

This week, we wait for our turn to talk and work through some contractual issues.

62 – Yeti Chef

This week, we knock the rust off after a lazy year and build a memory palace.

So Happy This is a Thing


Tarot. Improv. Harry Potter. Guys who love cats but hate cat decks. I’m pretty sure this podcast was made especially for me. It’s worth its weight in Spiritual Gold™.



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I was a bit skeptical of the divinatory powers of these guys at first, but they offer a money-back guarantee, so it seems pretty legit after all. Recommended.

Hoppy McScragg


Always Fun, Sometimes Horrifying


Enjoy all the readings. Fun to listen to and sometimes downright scary at the predicted future.





While I know the hosts don’t wield actual mystical powers, the reading they gave me came at a particular difficult time in my life and gave me an excellent dose of perspective. It’s clear they’ve got a skillful ability to interpret the cards, which is a lot of fun to listen to.