The only tarot podcast where two non-mystical, dilettante hosts use the mystical art of Tarot reading to give real advice. If you're seeking answers to life’s greatest questions, you're in the right place.


52 – Seven Out of Five Stars

This week, we keep our relationship alive and Ben LOATHES the deck of the week.

51 – Pensieve Blowers

This week, we start rating decks and we discover the difference between the head and the heart.

50 – The Bangs of Indecision

This week, we use an old deck and a new one, and get everyone set for the new year.

49 – Happy Christmas, Harry!

This week, Santa visits and Ben gets a gift.

48 – White Walker with a Mustache

This week, we defend Slytherins and we are definitely humans.

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While I know the hosts don’t wield actual mystical powers, the reading they gave me came at a particular difficult time in my life and gave me an excellent dose of perspective. It’s clear they’ve got a skillful ability to interpret the cards, which is a lot of fun to listen to.



Always Fun, Sometimes Horrifying


Enjoy all the readings. Fun to listen to and sometimes downright scary at the predicted future.