The only tarot podcast where two non-mystical, dilettante hosts use the mystical art of Tarot reading to give real advice. If you're seeking answers to life’s greatest questions, you're in the right place.


61 – ASMR

This week, we discuss the place of a hypothetical military coup in citizen political activism and we forget the name of Mr. Filch’s cat in Harry Potter.

60 – Spiritual Gold

This week, we play with synonyms and talk about the great 1987 film Throw Momma From the Train.

59 – Hype Folk

This week, we break the levels and introduce a new cryptocurrency for our fake followers.

58 – New Phone, Who Dis?

This week, we spend a LOT of time going over a text message, and we discuss stuffed pastas and pastries.

57 – Brian’s Shame

This week, we we open a figurative Kinder Egg and discover the source of many broken iPads.

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While I know the hosts don’t wield actual mystical powers, the reading they gave me came at a particular difficult time in my life and gave me an excellent dose of perspective. It’s clear they’ve got a skillful ability to interpret the cards, which is a lot of fun to listen to.



Always Fun, Sometimes Horrifying


Enjoy all the readings. Fun to listen to and sometimes downright scary at the predicted future.