This week, we celebrate a milestone and make mouth sounds into the mics.

I’ve had terrible, awful, no good, very bad luck in my love life. So I’d like to know if and when I’m going to meet someone.


We answered her question using the Fountain Tarot Deck by Jason Gruhl and Andi Todaro. We really like the geometric art but found the faces to be a bit creepy. Not too real, not too fake, just right in the uncanny valley.

This Week’s 3-Card Tarot Reading

The Past: THE LOVERS | The Present: THE STAR | The Future: THE THREE OF CUPS

Our advice: This reading is all about beginning anew. Whether you like it or not, you’ve got to take that stereotypical advice of working on yourself first (The Star), hang out with your friends, and not overly focus on the romantic aspects of your life. You’ve had love in the past (The Lovers), and you’ll have it again. And when you do, you’ll be in a much better place.

The Card of the Week

It’s Halloween, which means this one comes from the Zombie Tarot Deck by Paul Kepple and Stacey Graham.

Tarot Card of the Week: The Queen of Swords

Keywords: Intelligence, Sharp Tongue, Unscrupulous
This week, you may look unassuming, but there’s a lot going on beneath the surface. You’re probably gonna kick some ass (which we didn’t bleep out…because it’s in the bible).

Want to get a free tarot card reading of your own? Send your question to and we’ll answer it on the next Amateur Tarot Podcast.